Bra-burning feminist

If being born with a penis gives one the ultimate birthright to be a jerk, then dear God, in my next life I want one of those too. Granted, in many proven occasions you do not need a dick to enchant somebody so greatly that he/she gives up his/her 10 years habit of teeth grinding and then you promptly leaves him/her when you just think its time (one of the important criteria in being a jerk). Having a trunk (or a stick, whatever the size) hanging in between your legs can make you do all that and so much more sans guilt!

I envy the Martians. I really do.