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If you were to the take the number of pillows I have on ma bed and multiply it by the number of times I visited the can today before subtracting it by the number of keys on ma keyboard, you’ll get the hours of sleep I had in a week. Yes?
(No, you fucktard. Try again.)
I have more fingers on one hand than I do hours of sleep in a week.
(You really are demented. Last shot. Else seek help.)
I could sleep for a year and not mind missing birthdays, coffee, paydays, movies, GSS etc etc.
(Seek help.)
(No, you fucktard. Try again.)
I have more fingers on one hand than I do hours of sleep in a week.
(You really are demented. Last shot. Else seek help.)
I could sleep for a year and not mind missing birthdays, coffee, paydays, movies, GSS etc etc.
(Seek help.)
posted by D.La at
1:16 AM
2 Comments:
... and so i says, why not be the first to, for want of a better word, comment? why not, i thought! and so i did. armed with a crusty keyboard and without a second thought, i typed in the first thing that came to my mind:
"call tajuddin for the flag sample"
dammit!
when are u ever going to come online? Intel's work taking a toll on u huh?
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