Saturday, June 25, 2005

Schmuck

5 ways to occupy the teasing void of a distant memory:

1. Kill ants

2. Lick dishes

3. Kiss self

4. Watch porn

5. Chew nails


There. That wasn't so hard now, was it?

3 Comments:

Blogger Nura Yan said...

*shake head*

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll do no. 4 with ya.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Skip all 5. I'll fill up your void.

2:12 AM  

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