Schmuck
5 ways to occupy the teasing void of a distant memory:
1. Kill ants
2. Lick dishes
3. Kiss self
4. Watch porn
5. Chew nails
There. That wasn't so hard now, was it?
1. Kill ants
2. Lick dishes
3. Kiss self
4. Watch porn
5. Chew nails
There. That wasn't so hard now, was it?

3 Comments:
*shake head*
I'll do no. 4 with ya.
Skip all 5. I'll fill up your void.
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