Keep Away

When I'm indifferent (its rare), I see everything in shades of grey. So it doesnt matter what I'm wearing, even if it means pairing red suede shoes with a yellow poncho, it will still blend.

At that state of mind, I would think of nothing but my vow of (unintended) celibacy. Any attempt of human contact would be dangerous though I swear I don't have a gun. (They seem to think I do)

So should you see a 5 ft 5 lady in a yellow hood and red boots (I think I resembles Ronald), walking all alone in town, (or anywhere for that matter) please... Keep your distance.

Any degree of proximity (be it humans' or feline's) will drive me to slay with pellet guns. (Since I don't own a real one)